To those of you dear fans, follower, donors, and dilettantes who may have been wondering whether or not you had been hooked into some kind of devious con or bush-league Ponzi scheme, we are here now to allay your suspicions.
Behold, BC Issue 1 in the flesh…er, paper!
So yes, these care packages are shaping up quite nicely. We’re going to be updating our website and figuring out just how to sell and distribute these bad boys very soon, and we’ll keep you updated!
IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOU’D LIKE TO ORDER ISSUE 1 NOW (AS IN RIGHT F-ING NOW!), VISIT OUT DONATIONS PAGE AND FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS. A TRAINED FALCON OR STURDY CARRIER PIGEON WILL DROP IT OFF AT YOUR DOORSTEP SHORTLY!
Stay tuned! More, more, and more.
Love and unwavering gratitude to you all,